I'm getting a little tired of listening to all those poor people out there whine about high gas prices.
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It was only a matter of time before I had to pipe up about this. I currently work for Microsoft, so I have seen things from the inside.
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Danna recently had Lasiks eye surgery - she now has 20/20 vision again and no need for pesky corrective lenses! The surgery was amazingly quick - came in, reclined back on a table, doctor put in clamps to hold open the eye (very Clockwork Orange - esque), stared at a flashing red light, heard a titch, titch, titch noise, smelled smoke, repeat for second eye, walk out the door - all in less than 20 minutes.
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